Hello Stripe! It’s me! I changed my Stripe account email to match SlugboxContact@gmail.com. That’s my communication email. The contact email has always been listed at the top of this page so that people see it. I even updated it with RED TEXT for you guys! It’s also at the very bottom of the page in case people actually scroll to the bottom.

I also don’t know why you guys were trying to use my Spreadshirt account for verification…? I haven’t used Spreadshirt in years and I don’t even have Stripe hooked up to it. You guys might not have existed then?

I’m sorry this took so long! It’s been a disorganized few months… I didn’t even have time to notice I wasn’t getting paid until after Black Friday!

The emails didn’t match because it’s nice to have a direct clean email line to buyers instead of flooding the my account with nonstop email alerts every time I ship something or it arrives at their door. I use slugboxCONTACT@gmail.com and slugboxSTORE@gmail.com. Store is for all the automated stuff and contact is for when customers have an issue. But I obviously check both!

Plus… Gmail just works. It works better than anyone else’s email… and I’d rather stuff work you know? It’s clean and effective and simple.

Have a great holiday whoever is reviewing this. You’re a COOL HUMAN. Kick life’s ass today. Or tomorrow. Whichever.

- slugbox / Brendan Der

See? It’s me! I made this hidden little page!
Please let me pay my taxes with my earnings oh god